Team News - Vol. 2.2

• DEC's Week 3 opponent will be Tov Pizza-Baltimore's Finest Kosher Pizza(Chanan Baer insists that his father's is better).
• Starting quarterback Betzalel Gersten has returned from America and will be making his football debut for Derech Etz Chaim.
  
• The team spent the bye week kicking themselves over their six-point loss to Norman's Steak N' Burger.
• When the AFI standings were updated after Week 2, it revealed that Derech Etz Chaim had moved up from 17th to 16th place in the Saturday Night Division. If the season were to end today, DEC would be in the top tier for the second round of the season.
• Rav Mendel was suspended indefinitely for comments he made in an ESPN.com interview. Consequently, retailers marked down all Rav Mendel replica jersey's to almost free. In an attempt to cash in on the debacle, Eli Mirlis marched through Yerushalayim, and bought all the jerseys he could find and then sold them as a wholesale lot on eBay.